Show me the scientology!

...or not.

Oh man I have a huge headache. Some other day I would've blamed the heat, but this time I gotta give my respects to Tom Cruise.

Lord, what a fucktard.

Dani showed me the video he recorded at one of his Scientology sessions, and I have to say that if you people thought Michael Jackson was a loony, Tom Cruise is three times worse. What can you expect from a 'placenta-eating' guy anyway!

Everything he said can be reduced as: "Well, er... Yeah, ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?!...because you know sometimes I wanna get rid of those who don't believe in us...'cause come on, we are GOOD, we...are GOOD YOU KNOW?, so are you gonna be an spectator or do something about it?, because...we know the way, actually (insert here tons of HA-HA-HAs)...we can cure CANCER, and...and, we can cure a person if they suffer an accident you know?...(more HA-HA-HASs)"

And so on and so forth.

I spent the rest of the afternoon reading about all the people who have died because of Scientology. I read the autopsy records and saw the pictures of the dead bodies (hmm yeah, I'm a voyeur I can't help it) which of course was pretty shocking, not because they were dead, but because almost all of them suffered some kind of psychological disorder. One of them went as far as burning himself to dead with hot water on his shower. Quite a sight.

I know people these days feel that something is missing in their lives. God I myself am one of them, but I don't see how these people believe that not taking medications when they are sick and paying thousands of dollars is gonna help them to achieve salvation. And it's not even salvation, they just wanna get in touch with their inner martian who will make them immortals...in the long run...and after millions of dollars...but only after you die, only that you won't die.

Right.

Oh, my headache.


In other news:

Your Birthdate: March 21

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March

Well, no shit Sherlock, but I don't think I'm a heartbreaker, even thought I do have issues with people attached to me and then leaving...weird. I should go to the shrink, then again Tom Cruise would totally kill me *lol*

Your Kissing Purity Score: 74% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

Man these tests are good!!

You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

Awww...


Caaaan you feeeeel the looooove toniiiiight.


Actually I can't.


I'll have an aspirin now.